"A Sneeze in Time"
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(Opens with Grumpy preparing to eat his Jollypeenie Pepperini Cheese)
Grumpy: Okay, hot stuff. Show me what ya got! (slices the cheese, eats the cheese, cries, belches fire, groans) Mmm-mmm! What a kick! You guys gotta try this!
Doc: What is that stuff, Grumpy?
Grumpy: Jollypeenie Pepperini cheese! Give her a sniff.
Sneezy: No way! Scorchy-torchy peppers make me snee... (stammers and groans)
Sleepy: What's happening?
Sneezy: Ah! Ah!
Happy: Never seen Sneezy do this before.
Sneezy: Ah! Ohh!
Bashful, Dopey, Doc, Sleepy, Happy and Grumpy: Ahh!
Sneezy: Ahh... choo!
Bashful: Where are we?
Doc: Why, home of course, I think.
Grumpy: Something seems different. Oh, I know. There's no house!
Happy: Well, at least the statue's still here.
Sneezy: What statue?
(shows the Glooms statue)
Happy: That one I never saw before.
(the 7D gasp)
Hildy: (on a loudspeaker) Heigh-ho, Jollywood! It's off to work you go!
Grim: For us! (laughs)
Grumpy: What the cheese is goin' on around here?
(shows an evil goose putting villagers to work)
Grumpy: Okay, this is definitely cuckoo bananas.
Starchbottom Where have you been for the last seven days?!
Happy: What do you mean, Starchy? We saw you last night at the Queen's Taco Tuesday two-step dance.
Song: Taco Tuesday Two-Step Dance
Parry: ♪ Spin your taco round and round ♪
♪ Pour on the hot sauce, wolf it down ♪
♪ Put on the beef, put on the cheese ♪
♪ Have another taco if you please ♪
Starchbottom: That was a week ago on the 7th! Today is the 14th!
(Doc checks his watch)
Doc: It's incredible! Sneezy has sneezed us into the middle of next week!
Happy, Sneezy, Bashful, Grumpy and Sleepy: (gasps) We're a week in the future!
Sleepy: I lost a week of sleep. Rip-off. So did anything happen while we were gone?
Starchbottom: Oh... just the Glooms turned all the geese in Jollywood evil and used them to attack the castle! And... And poor Queen Delightful! She's a... She's a...
Grumpy: She's a what? Italian?
Hildy: Oh, so you haven't heard!
the 7D It's the Glooms!
Bashful: You had better not have done anything to the Queen!
Hildy: I already have! I turned that silly goose into a silly goose!
Bashful: (runs to Queen Delightful) Queen Delightful!
Delightful: Hello, Bashful. Honk! At first being a goose really ruffled my feathers, but now I am down with it. Honk! Honk! Honk! You got any breadcrumbs?
Bashful: Nooo! (tries to free Queen Delightful, geese bit him) Owie! Owie-ow! Ow!
Hildy: Quite honestly, I was down to my last evil spell, the all-purpose goose enchantment. I never dreamed it would work.
Grim: Cha! An army of evil geese? How doinky is that? (chuckles, snorts)
Hildy: But it did work, and you 7D never showed up to stop me.
Sneezy Aw, this is all my fault!
Doc: Oh, yes.
Happy: No. Yeah, it-it's you.
Grumpy: Completely. (hides his cheese)
Sneezy: Thanks for makin' me feel better.
Hildy: And as for you, since you simple love digging up jewels, now you will dig them up for me. (to the 7D) Put them to work! (to the geese)
Geese: (honks, snarls)
Doc: Dopey's snapping them out of it!
Hildy: Oh, no, he isn't! (manipulates the geese)
(the 7D runs)
Doc: The only way to change this future is to go back to the past!
Grumpy: So let's cheese it!
Bashful: For Queen Delightful!
Sneezy: (sniffs) For Queen Delight... Ahh... ahh... (makes obnoxious noises) Ah-choo!
Sneezy: I, uh, think I oversnot it... Uh, overshot it...
Doc: We are home all right. But 600 Jollycenturies in the past!
Grumpy: Nothing looks familiar.
Grimsaurus: Roar and whatnot!
Grumpy: I take it back.
(the 7D screams, runs)
Boss: Here! Here!
Hildysaurus: Ow! You are such a klutz!
Grimsaurus: Sorry, Hildysaurus!
(cut to inside the 7D's stone house)
Boss: Welcome. I am Boss. This is Meh.
Meh: Meh. What's for dinner?
Boss: This is Tee-Hee.
Tee-Hee: Tee-Hee. You look funny.
Sniff: (sniffs) They smell funny, too. Ah-choo!
Snore: (yawns) Say hello, Mr. Hicklesaur.
Boss: And Monkey Boy.
Dopey and Monkey Boy: (chatters)
Doc: Thanks for the rescue, but we have to get out of here.
Boss: Just use back door.
Bashful: W-won't those monsters get us?
Meh: Meh... Gloomasaurs have pea brains not smart like Meh. (babbles)
(made their way out of Boss's house)
Sneezy: Okay, Grumpster. Cheese me. (stammers)
Song: On Top of Spaghetti
Sneezy: ♪ On top of spaghetti ♪
♪ All covered with cheese ♪
Sneezy: Ahh... choo!
Doc: We are just a tiny smidgen off.
Bashful: How much?
Doc: A thousand years.
Bashful: Great! Queen Delightful's a goose! And we are trapped in a futuristic dystopian wasteland!
Grumpy: At least there's no Glooms around.
Giant Hildy Head: Halt, invaders!
Grumpy: Oh, here we go.
Giant Hildy Head: I, Queen Giant Hildy Head, find your heads to be offensively small. Prepare for zappination!
Happy: I am unfamiliar with the concept of zappination, but I am gonna take a leap here and say I am not a fan.
Sev-Androids: (defended the 7D) Heigh, Sev-Androids, ho!
(Sev-Androids push Giant Hildy Head onto a Waffle Chalet billboard)
Giant Hildy Head: No! Grimbot! Where are you?!
Grimbot: Right here, my cybernetic sweetie. Let me get this loose for ya.
(zaps, Giant Hildy Head screams)
Grimbot: Whoa, tingly.
(cut to the Sev-Androids)
Sev-Androids: Sev-Androids disengage!
Sneezy: Whoa! Nice, Sneezebot!
(Sleepy and Sleepbot snore)
Grumpy: Is this supposed to be me? It's nothin' like me!
Grumpybot: Hand over the cheese and you will not be harmed.
Princess Dee: Greetings! I see you have met my allies, the Sev-Androids. They are our only hope. I am Princess Dee, leader of the rebellion against Giant Hildy Head.
Doc: Does she control Jollywood?
Princess Dee: Yes. And has ever since she turned my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great... great-great-great aunt, Queen Delightful, into a goose.
Bashful: This is awful! We got to get back to save her!
Docbot: To do that you would need a time machine.
Grumpy: We got something better. Jollypeenie Pepperini cheese... and his schnozz.
Sneezy: But we keep missing the date!
Docbot: I can help there. Taking into account the ratio of Jollypeenie versus Pepperini, while factoring the maximum force generated by the propulsion system...
Sneezy: Ha ha! That tickles.
Docbot: This should return you to the exact time and place the Glooms tried to seize power.
Princess Dee: Then go, my friends! Save Jollywood and my great-great-great-great-great-great-great aunt... (sighs) Save the queen.
Grumpy: So long, ya buckets o' bolts.
Grumpybot: Arrivederci, cheese hog.
Sneezy: Stand back! (sniffs) Here it comes. Ah-ah-ah... Ooh-hoo!
Song: Short'nin' Bread
Sneezy: ♪ Mama's little baby loves sneezin', sneezin' ♪
♪ Mama's little baby loves to... ♪
Hildy: I am a crank! I have used up every spell except the all-purpose goose enchantment. Is this or nothing, Grim? "Webbed feet and feather heads... (the 7D accidentally pushed Grim and Hildy) Ow! My wand! How can I control the geese now?
Grumpy: You can't.
Happy: But Dopey can!
(geese honk, bits Grim and Hildy)
Grim: Aah! Down! Bad geese!
Hildy: Aah! Stop geese!
Grim: Come on, geese! Aah! Too many geese! Aah!
Sneezy: I think I did it!
Bashful: We saved the queen!
Bashful: Oh, no! Queen Delightful! You are... you are... okay?!
Delightful: Did you forget? It's Unicycle Conga Wednesday! Everyone to the palace for chocolate-covered anything!
Villagers, Starchbottom and Delightful: (honks in the Conga rhythm)
Happy: Jollywood's back to normal.
Grumpy: And let's hope it stays that way for a nice long time.
(cut to the future)
Sev-Androids and Princess Dee: (honks in the Conga rhythm)
Sev-Androids: Heigh, future, ho!