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"Once in a Purple Moon"
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(Opens with the 7D outside their cottage)
Bashful: Easy! Easy! Easy does it.
Doc: Tonight, at precisely seven past the midnight hour, we're going to witness the cosmic event of the century. A triple-color moon all the way!

(Academy flashback)
Doc: Years ago, I predicted this event when I presented my Moony-schmagoony theory at the academy. In seven years during the seventh month, there will be a triple-color moon. And that point, beyond the three colors, more shall be revealed.
(audience laughs)

(back to the present)
Doc: They thought I was mad. They laughed me out of the Academy! But tonight, I'll prove my theory! More shall be revealed!
Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy: O... kay.

Song: Triple-Color Full Moon Song
Happy: Triple-color moon, shinin' overhead
I can't wait to see you, but I hope you won't turn red
(song ends)

Doc: Funny you should mention that, Happy. In the first phase of the event, the moon will turn red. (Happy gasps, string twangs) A red moon all the way!
Happy: I am sorry. Apparently, I did not understand the assignment. (runs into the cottage) I can't go. (runs up the stairs) I have a thing I have to do. (walks to the balcony; to the viewers) I've been harboring a secret from the fellas. You see, something happens to me when the moon turns red. I transform, I change, into something so unspeakable awful that... no one is safe from me.

(Lord Starchbottom giving Happy his spare key flashback)
Happy: (To the viewers) Fortunately, Starchy gave me the spare key to his cabin in the woods.
Starchbottom: I need someone to hold onto a spare key for me just in case I lose mine. And you are the only one I can trust, Happy.
Happy: Aww...

(back to the present; cut to the back of the 7D's cottage)
Happy: The cabin! I will go there to hide from the fellas, from the town, from all of civilization, until my personal nightmare is over.
Gizelle: Booyaaah!
(Happy heading towards Starchbottom's Cabin in the Woods)

(cut back to the outside of the 7D's cottage)
Doc: Grumpy! Get a move on! We're ready to roll!
Grumpy: If I got to sit through a boring lunar eclipse thingy, I need cheese.
Doc: It's not an eclipse. First, the moon turns red, the blue...
Grumpy: Blue?! I can't go. I, uh... I am feelin' a little ferblodgety.
Doc, Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy: Ferblogety? Eww!
Dopey: (whistles)

(cut to the inside the 7D's cottage)
Grumpy: (To the viewers) I've been harboring a secret from the fellas. Something happens to me when the moon turns blue. I transform, I change, into something so unspeakable awful that... no one is safe from me.

(Lord Starchbottom giving Grumpy his spare key flashback)
Grumpy: Fortunately, Starchy gave me the spare key to his cabin in the woods.
Starchbottom: You are the only one I can trust with this, Grumpy.
Grumpy: Hmm... I wish I had a lanyard to put this on.

(back to the present)
Grumpy (snaps his fingers) That's it! I will hide in Starchy's secluded cabin in the woods until my personal nightmare is over.

(cut to the back of the 7D's cottage)
(Grumpy heading towards Starchbottom's Cabin in the Woods)
(cut back to the outside of the 7D's cottage)
Sleepy: So where are we gonna watch your lunar deal, Doc?
Doc: It's not a "lunar deal." From the best spot possible... Starchy's cabin in the woods.
Bashful, Doc, Sleepy and Sneezy: Heigh ho!

(cut to Queen Delightful's castle)
Starchbottom: I'll be at my cabin in the woods if you need me, Queen Delightful!
Delightful: Enjoy your three-day weekend, Lord Starchbottom!
Starchbottom: A three-day weekend all the way!

(cut to the outside of Starchbottom's Cabin in the Woods)
(Happy opens the door)
(cut to the inside of Starchbottom's Cabin in the Woods)
(Happy locks the door)
Happy: Ah! Here's a comfy place to hide myself from the world.

(cut to the outside of Starchbottom's Cabin in the Woods)
(Grumpy opens the door)
(cut to the inside of Starchbottom's Cabin in the Woods)
(Grumpy locks the door)
Grumpy: If I am gonna hide out from the world, I'll do it in the kitchen where the food is. Hasn't turned blue yet. I have time for a snack.

(cut to the outside of Starchbottom's Cabin in the Woods)
Starchbottom: Ah! Rest and relaxation at last! Let's see. Key. Key? Oh, I can't believe it! I forgot the key! Now, where did I hide the spare? Let's see... Wait! I remember! I hid a key in the boathouse!

(cut to the boathouse)
Starchbottom: (grunts, tries to open the door) I forgot to bring a key to the boathouse! Wait! I hid a spare key to the boathouse in Fishy's Bait Shop.

(cut to the inside of Starchbottom's Cabin in the Woods)
Doc: Sorry we got lost.
Sneezy: Next time, don't eat the map, Dopey.
Dopey: (whistles, spits out confetti, belches)
Doc: Oh, no. Did I forget the key?
Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy: I have got one!
Dopey: (whistles)

(Lord Starchbottom giving Doc, Sneezy, Dopey, Bashful and Sleepy his spare keys flashback)
Starchbottom: You are the only one I can trust with this, Sneezy. (to Sneezy) Bashful. (to Bashful) Dopey.(to Dopey) Sleepy. (to Sleepy) Doc. (to Doc)

(cut to the inside of Starchbottom's Cabin in the Woods)
Doc: To the attic!

(cut to the outside of Starchbottom's Cabin in the Woods)
(cut back to the inside of Starchbottom's Cabin in the Woods)
(moon turns red)
Doc: It's happening! The moon is turning red! The red moon all the way!

(cut to Happy)
Happy: Oh, no! (chatters teeth. begins transforming into a werewolf, grunts, finishes transformation, roars loudly)

(cut to Grumpy)
Grumpy: Yah! What is that?
(Happy continues to growls)
Grumpy: Sound like a raccoon. (shudders)
(Happy howls)
Grumpy: Ahh!
Grumpy's tongue: Ahh!
Grumpy's tongue's tongue: Ahh!
(closes the door)

(cut to the attic)
Sneezy: What is goin' on downstairs?

(cut back to Grumpy)
Sneezy and Grumpy: (to each other) (gasps) What are you doin' here? Waitin' for the moon to change color.
Sneezy: Thought you were ferblogety?
Grumpy: It passed. There's a monster in there.
Sneezy: A monster? No way.
Grumpy: See for yourself.

(clouds temporarily obliterate the moon)
(Sneezy and Dopey walking into the room)
Sneezy and Happy: (to each other) (gasps) What are you doin' here? Waitin' for the moon to change color.
Grumpy: Where had the monster go?
Happy: What monster?

(clouds stop obliterating the moon)
Happy: (gasps, begins transforming into a werewolf) Go away! I am changing!
Sneezy: Why? You always wear the same thing.
Happy: (growls)

(cut to Sneezy, Dopey and Grumpy)
Sneezy: Want to go watch the moon turn blue with us?
Grumpy: Blue? No! (opens a door, slams the door)

(Happy howls)
Sneezy: (gulps) Is that Happy? (goes into Happy's room)Are you comin' down or somethin'?
Happy: (roars)
Sneezy: Ah choo! (runs up to the attic with Dopey)
Happy: (roars)

(cut to the attic)
Sneezy: Happy! He turned into a monster!
Dopey: (whistles)

(cut back to Happy)
Happy: (snorts, growls)

(clouds temporarily obliterate the moon)
(Happy scratching his ears with his feet)
Happy: Hey, guys, what's up?
Doc: There's your monster! Now that the red phase is over, we are about to witness the full blue moon!

(moon turns blue)
(cut back to Grumpy)
Grumpy: Ah! It's happening! No! No! No! (transforms into a cheerful businessman, laughs)

(cut back to Happy)
Happy: Ah! My personal nightmare is over.
Grumpy: Happy! Hapster! Happy the Happenator!
Happy: Grumpy?
Grumpy: Hey, have you heard the good news?
Happy: Huh?
Grumpy: About lanyards? Lanyards are in again, Happity. I say we spend the day, the week, the month, the rest of our lives making lanyards together! Then, we will knot 'em, we will sell them at a craft fair. Lanyards! (howls)
Happy: (terrified, runs to the attic)
Grumpy: Alright, catch you later!

(cut to the attic)
Happy: (screams) Monster! Were-Grumpy!
Sneezy: Your turn .(to Bashful)
Bashful: (screams while rolling down the stairs)
Grumpy: You! Lookin' good! (purrs)
Bashful: Grumpy?
Grumpy: Bashful! Bash-man! The Basher! Bashity-Bash-Bash-Bash! I was just thinkin' about you. You know what you and I have in common?
Bashful: Nothing?
Grumpy: You are a people person and I am a people person.
Bashful: Nope.
Grumpy: How about I get you in the ground floor...
Bashful: No.
Grumpy: Of an amazing opportunity in sales...
Bashful: No.
Grumpy: Selling lanyards?
Bashful: Uh-uh.
Grumpy: But, hey, let's not kid ourselves.
Bashful: No.
Grumpy: What will you really be selling?
Bashful: Nothin'
Grumpy: Yourself!
Bashful: (screams, runs to the attic)
Grumpy: All right, catch you later! (to Bashful) Sleepy! Sleep-man! Sleepster! (to Sleepy)
Sleepy: What?
Grumpy: You know what we have in common, Sleeper?
Sleepy: No, what's that?
Grumpy: We love to party!
Sleepy: No, we don't.
Grumpy: So, I say we invite all our friends to a potluck!
Sleepy: No, I don't think so.
Grumpy: I am talkin' about a major three-bean salad event!
Sleepy: What?
Grumpy: And then, we spring the lanyards on 'em
Sleepy: Lanyards?! (screams, runs to the attic)
Grumpy: All right! Stoked! Catch you later!

(cut to Fishy's Bait Shop)
Starchbottom: Closed. Oh! Fishy keeps a spare key to the bait shop under the canoe at his house! Back in Jollywood. Ohh! (sobs)

(cut back to the attic)
Sleepy: It was Grumpy, but it wasn't! It was horrible! It was like he cared about me!
Sneezy: Aah!
Bashful: (faints)
Dopey: (whistles)

(clouds temporarily obliterate the moon)
Doc: Well, clouds have temporarily obliterated the blue moon, so show me this so-call were-Grumpy.

(All the dwarfs go down to see Grumpy)
Doc: Grumpy?
Grumpy: Go away.
Doc: That's just regular old Grumpy.

(moon turns half red, half blue)
Doc: Hickory-dickory-me! The moon has turned half red and half blue, just as my theory predicted!

(Doc goes up to the attic)
Doc: Wahoo! Yes! It is half and a half! Half the way!

(cut back to Grumpy)
Grumpy: No! No! (grunts)
Dopey: (whistles)
Happy: (roars)
Dopey, Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy: (scream, go inside the room)
Grumpy: Lanyards are back!
Dopey, Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy: (scream)

(cut back to Lord Starchbottom)
Starchbottom: Bait shop! Which is where I will find the key to the boathouse! Now to get the key to the cabin. It's not here! Fortunately, I gave a spare key to the 7D, but which one did I give it to? (sees Grumpy inside his cabin) Aah! It was Grumpy! What luck! (knocks door) I know you are in there, Grumpy! Let me in!

(cut back to Grumpy)
Happy: (roars, chases Grumpy)

(moon turns purple)
Doc: The purple moon! And if the rest of my theory is correct...

(moon turns red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet)
Doc: It is! More has been revealed! It's a rainbow moon all the way!
Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy: Rainbow moon?!

(Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Doc and Dopey talking to the audience)
Bashful: Uh, something happens to me when the moon turns orange.
Sleepy: Yellow.
Dopey: (whistles that indicates Green)
Sneezy: Indigo.
Doc: Violet. I transform.
Bashful: I change...
Sleepy: into something so unspeakably awful...
Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy and Doc: that no one is safe from me!
Dopey: (whistles)

(cut back to the outside of the cabin)
Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy and Doc: (howls)
Grumpy: Starchbottom! Starcherrific!
Starchbottom: Grumpy?
Grumpy: You know the best way to keep a key safe? On a lanyard!
Sneezy: Ah-choo!
Starchbottom: Ahh!
Happy: (roars)
Starchbottom: Ahh!
Bashful: Me bash!
Starchbottom: Woah!
Dopey: (baas)
Starchbottom: Ahh!
Doc: Aah-haa! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b!
Starchbottom: What's goin' on!
Sleepy: Who's up for coffee? I am up! I am really up! I want an expresso!
Starchbottom: Ahh! (goes in his cabin, closes the door)

(cut to the Academy)
Puffy: And this year's winner of the Academy's prestigious "You Were Right and We Were Wrong Award" for his Moony-schmagoony theory is Doc.
Doc: Yay! More has been revealed! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b!
Puffy: All right, man, don't rub it in.
Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful and Happy: (To the viewers) Heigh, triple-color-moon, ho!
Grumpy: (To the viewers) And lanyards go! (Grins at the audience with an iris appearing on him; episode ends)

The 7D episode transcripts
Season 1
The Long, Long Winter | Itsy Bitsy Spider Fighters | Sneezin' Season | The Delightful Diamond Mystery | Mirror, Mirror | The Big Bash | Surprise | Welcome to the Neighborhood | Sir Yipsalot and the Goose | Starchy Takes a Break | The Littlest Giants | Gnome Alone | Sleepytime | Goldilocks and the 7D | For the Love of Cheese | Let's Get Organ-ized | Grampa Grumpy and the Ogre | The Fairest in the Land | The 8th D | New Shoe | Bathtub Bashful | Knick Knack Paddy Whack | Grim the Dragon | Free Teensy | The Jollywood Jam | Hildy the Good | Buckets | Frankengloom | Uncle Humidor | Grim the Genius | The Enchanted Shoes | Hildyrella | Big Bad Sneezy | Cat on a Hot Grim Roof | Gingersnaps and Grumpy Snaps | Jollybells | The Very Important Thingy | Leaf It To Sneezy | 7 Frogs | Sir Yipsalot and the Mutt | The Queen's Quest | Finders Keepers | Abraca-Dopey | Bing Bong Beans | Doing the 7D Dance | Big Rock Candy Flim-Flam | The Rock of Sages
Season 2
When Pigs Fly | Knight School | In Yer Dreams, Pal | The Great Glitterpillar | Oh Happy Grumpy | Funniest Haircut Day | Say Pest to the Dress | Delight Me, Delight Me Not | Whose Voice is it Anyway? | Take Your Pet to Lunch Day | Giggleberries | Jollyball Anyone? | Miss Fortune Teller | Grump-Tiki | You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yeti! | Which Witch is Which? | The Family Pickles | Chicken Soup for the Troll | Dr. Jingleheimer | The Enchanted Forest Ranger | Take Me To Your Grumpy| Nicely Done and The 7D | Smarty Tooth | Surely You Jest | Hop To It, Dopey! | What Are You, Five? | Bedknobs and Gloomsticks | Take Care of Your Elf! | Game of Grumpy | The 7D and the Beast | Bummer Vacation | They Growl By Night | The Jollywood Games | Planks, But No Planks | Shapeshifter | There's a Monkey in My Hat | Water Ya Doin', Dopey? | Once in a Purple Moon | A Royal Pain in the Castle | A Sneeze in Time

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